these are just ghosts that broke my heart before i...
me: can you think of a reason not to vote for mccain?
Danish: yes, he might be running against the first viable black candidate, he said "bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran," he thinks staying in iraq for 100 years would be okay, he will probably die in office and who knows who his running mate will be, he calls asians "gooks," he was held in a vietnamese prison camp for years and is probably mentally damaged
me: but, like, a real reason?
When as a very young man I found myself the editor-in-chief of National Review,...– WFB, Cruising Speed
While sex isn’t everything, it is something. When it’s not around you look to see if maybe it’s on your computer. When it’s lying in your bed about to say something completely insane about the motivation of the Israeli citizens building settlements on Palestinian land, you have to ask yourself: At what cost? ...
CHINNING AGAINST A DARK SKY
CROSS FIRE This is the second day without anyone. I am chinning against a dark sky to strengthen my arms. A picture of everyone I love passes thru me. No clear light streams thru this cell. There’s no dawn. What have I gained by lying in this abyss, waiting for the masonry to show a little slit for my soul to get through? - Joe Ceravolo from here
He Said It
Ted: do you get a bonor ribbing me about my emotional life
me: i'm just trying to protect the next girl you fall asleep on during sex
that's happened three times this year
i woke up above the sheets with a condom on my dick
the second time i woke up above the sheets with a condom on my dick
the third time i woke up above the sheets without shirt and without recollection of the journey to this unknown basement apartment in the burg
e-mail i once forced rachael to write to some girl...
Hey, I’ve been meaning to write you for a while. Last week when we had coffee, I left with a lot of things to say. Here are some of them: 1. I feel weird that your dad was the captain of the exxon valdez, i don’t mean to be judgmental, but those seals didn’t deserve to die 2. I think that you’re pretty, maybe not totally my type, but i could get used to it 3. It was more fun than I could have...
me: i wonder what their sex is like Becca: hairy
Phone Call: Rachel
Rachel was telling me about this really raw part on her face. She’d gotten sick and was wiping her face with toilet paper and it got scratchy, dry and red. Since it burned she put water on it, before she learned she shouldn’t have. Then she applied Vasoline and now she’s shiny. I’ll try to get a picture. Then she was telling me about this book:
Heart To Heart
tumbledore: I sent someone a link to this recent news story about a guy who married the widow of his heart donor, only to kill himself with a self-inflicted gunshot to the head just like the original owner of the heart did. Thanks to said friend I now know that Hollywood already dealt with this scenario, only with the usual light-heartedness that accompanies most rom-coms. Dumb obscuring of...
The Book You Are Reading
Usually we are inside of your head, now you can follow us whenever you like. I was born in Memphis, where were you born? Rule No. 1: You may follow but one other Tumblr than this one. Rule No. 2: We meant with all your heart. Rule No. 3: You may not visit this tumblr, even when you explicity instructed by us to do so. YOU MAY NOT. I SWEAR TO GOD. I HATE DANISH’S TUMBLR. Rule No. 4: What are...