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A lot of you have been asking about my beauty routine well here it is when I wake up in the morning I bathe my face in milk and then bacon fat to keep it well hydrated haha and then before I go to bed I meditate at dusk by the light of the moon and then bathe my face in a solution of my own tears and ammonia that I have kept in this vintage crystal bottle I found on Etsy omg

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   A lot of you have been asking about my beauty routine well here it is when I wake up in the morning I bathe my face in...

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    I fucking love this.

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    “things you might read on a fashion blog”. LOL

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    “Things You Might Read on a Fashion Blog” so accurate

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    I’ve read enough fashion blogs at this point to pick out who they are lampooning in each line… Hm, this is hardly...

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